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REAL rock and roll
In order to understand this post you should know that I work with elementary students. Sometimes kids get picked up late, so I'll try to entertain them with whatever materials I can find in the classroom.
More importantly to understand this post you have to be familiar with the Shrek soundtrack, particularly this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWmmHdKPT4
The first few seconds of the opening track on the Shrek soundtrack are very gentle, but if you have the attention span to listen beyond 8 seconds, the pace picks up pretty quickly.
Less than 8 seconds into the song:
I picked up the SAME disk and put the SAME song back on. I fast forwarded past the first few seconds and hit play.
Eyelashes
this is a brief interaction I witnessed in a preschool classroom
I recommend this social tactic to adults looking to make friends and/or flirt
Bee
One time we were home alone being mature and responsible and making good decisions
THEN A BEE GOT IN THE HOUSE
The young lad raised a valid point so we decided to play it safe and escape out the window
We successfully escaped out the window
A million bees probably flew into the house while we were running triumphantly around the yard
12 Passenger Van
One day one of us stuffed a cheese puff up the air vent of the van.
I am uncertain about the thought process that inspired this gesture, but I know we found the result to be astounding.
The cheese puff traveled through the ceiling of the car and suddenly reappeared, popping out of another air vent.
For our entertainment we continued shoving our snacks into the air vents and eagerly awaited their emergence from other vents.
Sometimes they never emerged again but this did not stop us from stuffing the air vents with cheese puffs.
(Shout-out to socially awkward home-schooled families with 12 passenger vans that smell like cheese.)
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